Affair of the Heart

The suspense is terrible...I hope it'll last. -Willy Wonka-

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alpernoth:

There is not enough cream to recover from that burn… someone call a doctor, that man needs a brain amputation.

(Source: itdoesabitthough, via c0gnitive-dissonance)

daffodilwords:

me on a first date

(Source: goldenstories, via magnificentmountain)

styrnwilf:

HAHAHAHA

Also look, a well done rape joke.

(Source: epic-lee, via misandry-mermaid)

"I love him in a way I’m not even sure I understand yet."

- from the archives (via zingara84)

(via myfreakingfuckeduplife)

"Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer."

- Unknown (via moaka)

(Source: lifestyleoftheunemployed.com, via eighteensecondstolove)